democrat

democrat
1. (Democrat) (7159↑, 2723↓)
The United States Democratic Party. Usually characterized by beliefs such as: - personal privacy rights, including legalized abortion and gay marriage - protection of civil liberties - protection of the enviornment - multilateral foreign policy - extensive government services, such as health care, education, and welfare - tax system that causes the rich to pay more taxes to pay for above government services There are currently 202 Democrats in the House of Representatives and 44 in the Senate.

This is a neutral definition of the word Democrat. Urban Dictionary should be about defining words, not advancing a point of view.

2. (democrat) (2505↑, 674↓)
a member of the more liberal of the two major political parties.

this definition of democrat is not a rant

3. (Democrat) (4823↑, 3205↓)
Apparently, people who aren't allowed to back up their point of view with evidence.

Republican: It's obvious the Bush tax cuts helped the poor more than the rich. Democrat: Actually, statistically, the rich recieved almost- Republican: Your numbers mean nothing. Democrat: This entire issue is about numbers\! Republican: No, this is about the people\! This is about Joe Everyman\! Democrat: What the hell are you talking about? Republican: I'm talking about how you radicals use numbers to mislead everyone into thinking the Bush tax cuts were bad, and that we have massive debt. Democrat: ...We DO have massive debt, and the average person got around $300 back, whereas the rich got- Republican: Are you telling these people America is BAD? Are you saying that America isn't the best damn country ever? Democrat: No, I just-wait, what? This isn't about me\! This is about the issues\! Republican: Not responding to my questions. Typical. Democrat: ... Republican: See, clearly I have silenced you with my powerful, factual argument. Democrat: I had sex with your wife, Bill. Republican: What?\!? Democrat: She said she wanted a man who didn't tell her she belonged in the kitchen. Republican: ...

4. (democrat) (2368↑, 1669↓)
1. One belonging to the United States Democratic Party 2. Tend to believe that government should come to the aid the most disadvantaged in society (see Unemployment Insurance, Temporary Assistance for Needy Families, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security). We don't bring it up much, but it's what Jesus taught. 3. Belive in the separation of church and state, on the off-chance that not everyone in America is a Southern Baptist. 4. Doesn't believe that industries have the unfettered right to dump carcinogens into our water supplies. Also believe in protecting public health and worker safety. 5. Believe in strengthening public education, rather than gutting it with vouchers. 6. Belive in civil liberties and equal rights for all people, regardless of gender, race, or sexual orientation; a Democratic President pushed through the Civil Rights Act even though it meant losing half of his party. That half, comprising mostly of racist whites, now overwhelmingly votes Republican. 7. Most have actually read the 9th amendment. Can also spell "amendment." 8. Represent broadest spectrum of the American public: women, blacks, Latinos, gays, Jews, seculars, immigrants, union workers, and yes, also straight middle-class white male Protestants like me.

If they were alive today, Abraham Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt would be Democrats. or Despite a wealth of good ideas, Democrats have allowed themselves to be intimdated by semi-literate meatheads called Republicans

5. (democrat) (1284↑, 894↓)
The default political party to vote for when opposing republicans in a presidential campaign.

Voting for the green party is worthless, I'll vote democrat.

Author: The People of earth http://democrat.urbanup.com/465127
6. (Democrat) (2267↑, 1972↓)
A person who votes for the Democratic party. Not necessarily one of the far left wing. Many Democrats (like myself) are centrists. While i believe that you should keep most of the money you make, and that you should learn to make money yourself, rather than relying on government handouts. I cannot bring myself to support the current Republican platform. Ultra Right-wing Baptist fundamentalism is JUST as bad as Ultra Left-Wing Hippie fundamentalism. Also, In an ideal world, i wouldnt mind paying taxes, as long as the govnernment is doing something with them. I would rather pay more taxes and have them go towards reforming our social system (second amendment) then pay less taxes that go towards killing Iraqi's. They didn't attack us They didnt have weapons of mass destruction They are not liberated, they hate us

Bill Clinton Jimmy Carter John F. Kennedy John Lennon (Democrat Supporter) Bono of U2 (Democrat Supporter) Me

7. (Democrat) (289↑, 99↓)
A member of the Democratic party, one of the two major political parties. Similarly to [Republicans], they blame all of the world's problems on the other party.

Stereotypically, Democrats are [hippies].

Author: Conspiracy Theorist http://democrat.urbanup.com/2447790
8. (Democrat) (613↑, 438↓)
Democrat A person who blames everything on George Bush, look up George Bush on here and all you will see is Bashings, and then look up clinton (Bill) and they will be ready to suck on his penis.

Teacher: Who Caused World War II class? Student: I Believe it was caused by- Teacher: George Bush EXACTLY, son of a bitch hates blacks and shit because I am a democrat and this is my point of view.

Author: Sebastian Stewart http://democrat.urbanup.com/2839907
9. (Democrat) (406↑, 236↓)
Those who vote based on irrelevant factors (id est, gender, race, charisma, et cetera).

"As a Democrat, I voted for Barrack, because we need a black man in the White House."

10. (Democrat) (394↑, 233↓)
One who becomes aware of all political problems in the US when a [Republican] is president.

I can't believe what's been happening in America since that Republican was elected. Destruction of civil liberties, supporting the banks, endless war? Not with a Democrat in the White House\!

Author: ActualDefinitions http://democrat.urbanup.com/5074082
11. (democrat) (563↑, 419↓)
Those that like to bash republicans... See republican definitions in Urban Dictionary... clearly written by democrats. Republicans do not have to bash the way democrats do. It's an ugly, ugly thing.

Republican: Didn't your mother teach you that if you couldn't say anything nice, not to say it at all? Democrat: I'm a Democrat. Republican: OH\! THAT explains it.

12. (democrat) (544↑, 400↓)
Those who support [democracy], since the word democrat is derived from the word [democracy]. A political party opposite of [republican], though, sometimes, hard to distinguish based on current well-known democrats who have been more republican-like such as Bill Clinton and Tom Daschle. A true democrat supports the welfare of everyone, as opposed to the welfare of only the 10% upper class.

An extremist democrat would be a communist, while an extremist republican would be a nazi.

13. (democrat) (404↑, 267↓)
1) Euphemism for "[Communist]" in the [United States]. 2) Someone who believes that [Saddam Hussein] had more of a right to live than an unborn baby. 3) Someone who does not personally give money to the disadvantaged, but forces other people to do so. 4) Someone who defended [Bill Clinton] when he attacked [Iraq] in 1998, but criticized [George W. Bush] for doing the same thing in 2003. 5) In the United States, someone who has never heard of the Constitution.

Only a Democrat could come up with such an insidious idea as raising taxes to fund abortion clinics.

14. (Democrat) (992↑, 858↓)
Someone who is a [liberal] or left-wing. Someone who usually believes things such as: •There should be seperation of church and state, whether or not we were founded by christians •State's rights are important •Proving murder is wrong by killing a murderer is stupid •"Killing" an unborn baby, where the mother could die from childbirth, or was a rape victim, is o.k. If you have masturbated or eat chicken eggs for breakfast how could you be against it. •Thinks we need to do something about global warming •Favors higher taxes for a GOOD REASON\! There are too many underfunded schools, and over forty million americans without basic healthcare. Taxes pay for that. •Thinks even if you are against something, doesn't mean it should be illegal for others to do. •And to all you republicans, its ok to be a republican, but don't go bashing democrats and then not even know how to spell it, or have tons of errors, that is just embaressing.

I am a democrat Bill Clinton He is a democrat, he supports funding of schools

15. (Democrat) (383↑, 255↓)
The political party opposite the [Republican] party. Their beliefs are that everyone should live on welfare, and no one should be too rich. That it's OK to kill innocent unborn children, but killing serial killers is bad. And that Socialism is OK, as long as you call it "change." Their mascot is a donkey, and it suits them.

He's a democrat. He thinks everyone should be the working class, even though they rightfully earn their money

16. (democrat) (303↑, 209↓)
The people who write almost all of the definitons on this website. No matter what they are always complaining. They also think they could do a better job than anyone holding political office. O yeah, almost forgot, they also take pride in killing babies.------I guarantee you I will be getting 90% more thumbs down than thumbs up for this.

John(not a democrat): Hey did you hear there's a cure for cancer. Dave(democrat): Yeah, but if I was president 25 years ago, there would of been one then. Freaking idiots running our country.

Author: sddsasdfdfsasdfasdf http://democrat.urbanup.com/2228427
17. (Democrat) (1867↑, 1775↓)
Somebody who thinks it's right to punish the people earning money by making them pay more taxes to lazy people on welfare who can't do it themselves.

That jackoff Democrat wants to add more social welfare programs, but it's only going to fuck the people making money.

18. (Democrat) (433↑, 342↓)
A democrat is a left sided individual who most likely believes the following: That an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind so we'll give them medication for that. That the IRS (a government branch that was invented with the help of changing the constitution, see amendment XVI)benefits the welfare of its people by spending it on lower medical standards. The army is not supposed to provide equality and defend the basic human rights of all peoples, just those of Americans, but that Mexican illegal immigrants should be allowed to live in our country, speaking their language, singing their anthem, and make up our minds. That the right to religion applies to all people but that Christians cannot spread the teachings of a Jewish man to those they care about based on opposite opinions. That the minority that believes that homosexuality is normal has the right to force the rest of the population to accept it and believe it's such. Republicans are not bad, but darn them if they're going to do something that is on their platform. That killing a murderer for his crimes is not correct, so well just give him a life sentence and he'll get out on good behavior.

Republican: I say build a wall\! Democrat: Alright, but make sure it's only 4 ft. tall so that the Mexicans don't get offended and make up stories about us.

19. (Democrat) (146↑, 79↓)
The more liberal of the two major political parties. Generally holds positions against capitol punishment, but for abortion. Believes it's the governments job to babysit us when we want help, while telling the government to stay out of their lives. Usually takes strong opposition to George W. Bush, including constant mockery and many political cartoons satarizing him. More recently, decries any political joke or cartoon at President Obama's expense as racist and unfair.

"I'm running for Office as a Democrat, and I'm against capital punishment\!" "But sir, you have gone on record as being strongly for abortion." "I don't see any connection." "You're against sentencing someone who made a choice to commit his crimes to death, but are willing to kill a human fetus." "Ah, well that's not a human." "But it's a beating heart of something that will inarguably become human. And many would take the stand that it IS a human." "Look at that\! We're out of time\!"

20. (democrat) (222↑, 156↓)
Someone who thinks Bill Clinton was a good president, and believes it's OK to lie under oath and be disbarred from from practicing law in front of the whole world. Someone who has trouble using common sense when making decisions and listens to Hollywood to determine who they want to be the next president. Also a person willing to be a human shield for Saddam Hussein because they believe he is a good guy at heart.

What do you mean John Kerry the Democrat would make a good president? Didn't he pretend like he was Christian/Catholic by going to churches and singing along even though he is actually Jewish and hates the thought of Jesus. Doesn't he desecrate our armed forces by condemning them on national TV? Not that Bush is a good choice but why don't use some commen sense when making your choice?

21. (Democrat) (179↑, 125↓)
Democrats are the mentally challenged American voters that think that the government should have total control over us, even if it means sacrificing civil liberties. They are against gun rights, even tax rates, capitalism, free market, and defending against enemies both foreign and domestic. They are okay with two dudes butt fucking each other and women having abortions. They love the advancement of minorities, even when it is undeserved. They call themselves Christian, but their lifestyle denies it completely.

A Democrat [Pussy] will destroy America.

Author: keep america great http://democrat.urbanup.com/3248610
22. (Democrat) (354↑, 307↓)
African-Americans (black people) The origins of this definition come from the fact that 95% of African-Americans are members of the Democratic Pary.

Northeast DC is full of Democrats.

23. (Democrat) (150↑, 104↓)
Someone who can take a bad Republican idea and make it worse.

Republican: Let's suspend the Bill of Rights. Democrat: Great idea\! Then, let's mandate everyone to eat their own feces to reduce their individual carbon footprints.

Author: Cunningest Linguist http://democrat.urbanup.com/3231119
24. (Democrat) (90↑, 53↓)
1: A groupie of the two main political dinosaurs of the United States. 2: An air-headed baby-boomer, probably fried from a few too many joints and stamps back in the sixties. Not sure what they believe in, just as long as it involves raising taxes on "The Man," and pumping up their own social security package. 3: An opinionated, intelligent academic who is so intelligent, benevolent, and sheltered that they can't conceive of the existence of people who are not intelligent and benevolent, and thus espouses all sorts of wonderful ideas that are totally contingent upon everyone telling the truth and not being greedy bastards. 4: An ignorant kid (age 16-30), if college age, probably a political science or social studies major, who hasn't the slightest idea how stuff actually works, and thinks that wishing real hard is a viable way of getting things done. 5: Anyone who thinks that a government is a benevolent entity that will ensure you get what you need, often under the misguided impression that the same people who run the organizational abortions often referred to as the DMV, FEMA, and the IRS can somehow put together an efficient, low-cost, effective healthcare system. Thinks that taking 50 cents of every already weak dollar you earn is the best way to do this. 6: Anyone who believes that CEOs, COOs, and CFOs are kind-hearted patricians who, upon noting a tax increase on their corporation, will dutifully reduce their own salaries and bonus packages so as to prevent their workers, or god forbid, the consumers from paying those corporate taxes by proxy. 7: People who hate the Republican party for all the wrong reasons. Don't even get me started on the freaking Republicans.

Barack Obama is the 2008 Democrat candidate for the Presidency of the United States.

25. (democrat) (643↑, 606↓)
democratic principles are generally based on equality, toleration, and justice (unlike the self-serving, selfish policies of the republican party) for example: 1)abortions are sometimes necessary to protect the health and life of a woman, especially in cases of rape, incest and danger to the mother. republicans prefer to criminalize abortion. democrats do not support abortion, they support the CHOICE to have an abortion. no mother would make that choice unless she absolutely had to. 2)citizens born into low income families and neighborhoods are born in a difficult situation that is hard to escape and should be assisted by the government through social welfare programs so they can take steps to escape poverty and prevent the cycle from recurring. this would solve many inner city problems such as gang violence and drug abuse. welfare is not a handout, it is a program, and without it many americans would have nothing. 3)there is no need for every american citizen to own a gun. this amendment in the constitution was referring to a time of war when the battles were being fought in the home country. putting guns in the hands of civilians is putting guns in the hands of criminals - because criminals are civilians after all. also, thousands of accidental deaths occur every year as a result of keeping a gun in the home and the possession of a gun is dangerous and easily abused. 4) taxes are necessary to build roads, fund schools and fund other social programs that are necessary for a healthy and succesful society. many americans are allergic to the idea of "raising taxes" but democrats believe that higher taxes are better than low taxes and underfunded schools. after all, all taxes we pay contribute to the quality of the society that we ourselves live in. 5) capital punishment is not justice, it is murder. there is no "eye for an eye and tooth for a tooth" because humans have no right to play God and decide whether another human deserves to live or die. a life of imprisonment is no slap on the wrist and is the closest to justice that a civilized society can come. we are the only non-third-world country where capital punishment is still legal and through mistakes made in the justice system, several innocent or partially innocent people have been killed. 7) the "American way" is not the only way. this country is the bully on the global playground and democrats believe that attentions should be more focused on the problems at home, such as the economy. most other countries either despise the USA or make fun of it and repeatedly using words such as "liberty" and "freedom" (for example "freedom fries") is pure propoganda.

democrat and proud of it

26. (democrat) (128↑, 91↓)
A political party in which its members usually resort to name-calling when running out of valid arguments. See [loser].

Republican: Global warming is not happening. Democrat: STFU YES IT IS D:\< Republican: The ice caps are not melting. Even if they were, an object's mass does not change in a change of state. Democrat: WELL...YOU'RE AN INSENSITIVE RACIST DORK POOPHEAD RETARD STUPID BUTTFACE JERK\!\!\!\!\!

27. (democrat) (106↑, 70↓)
A democrat is one of five possible degrees of view. (the five being radical, liberal, moderate, conservative, and reactionary) The moderate is a neutral standpoint where radicals and liberals are degrees of democrats (radicals being the extreme) and conservatives and reactionaries being the republican viewpoints (reactionaries being the extreme) The democratic view point changed to be more of a moderate party during the 2006 midterm senate elections. Today we classify a democrat as someone who believes in: -Privacy with limited government observation -Pro-choice, but with certain limitations such as that partial birth abortions should not be allowed. -Protection of the environment through uses of alternative fuel sources and cleaner practices, though not so much that our standards of life decrease. - A strong government that helps people through well fare, shelters, and other means of aid, though not a governemt that will allow "mooching" - Taxes being left as percentages, so everyone has to pay _% of their income to taxes, with exceptions for the extreme cases of poverty. the symbol for a democrat is a donkey while the republican is an elephant. Also, democrats are generally represented by the color blue while the republicans are represented by red. During the 109'th congress, the democrats where the majority composition of the house of representatives.

have tried to disregard my own viewpoints while writing this. Please take into consideration that most democrats and republicans are liberals and conservatives, not reactionaries and radicals. Most people think of the opposing party as radicals or conservatives simply making more tension. Both parties have some pros to them and both have some cons.

Author: Alex Glassweaver http://democrat.urbanup.com/2080105
28. (Democrat) (147↑, 117↓)
A liberal treehugging hippie who thinks that the government should be his baby sitter. He can't take care of himself and needs the government to do it. Anti-war, they insult our soldiers memories by saying that they died for oil, when they actually died for a cause that they believed in; one that has actually come true. Iraqi freedom. (Iraq did actually have wmd's, by the way). Democrats will sit in a kumbayah circle and sing while all the so-called problems of the world (most of which were caused by them in the first place...) fly by them. They complain about these problems, but don't do a thing about them. They also think the world will be underwater in twenty years or so.

Kennedy the swimmer; An unpatriotic democratic citizen who wants to move to canada

29. (Democrat) (154↑, 125↓)
THEY WANT TO TAKE MY MONEY AND GUNS\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

The reason there are so many democrat-positive posts and so many republican-negative posts is that all democrats are students who still live in their parents' basements, while republicans are too busy rubbing their tax rebates over their sweating naked bodies and having sex with attractive women who still use makeup to post online.

30. (democrat) (436↑, 407↓)
1. Anybody who thinks that everybody is equal, all races, sexes, and religions (unless you don't feel that way, then we'll discriminate against you) 2. Anybody who relies on science and numbers as evidence, as opposed to the bible. Seriously, that was written 2000 years ago, and it's been proven wrong. 3. Anybody whos been to school: type 'IQ John Kerry George' Bush into Google, look at second result. 4. Somebody who realizes that children, while a great bundle of joy, cost on average $210,000. People who also realize that, if you going to start a war, you should have a reason, and 'crusade against evil' does not qualify because that's not a fact, its subjective (meaning that it's a Point of view). 5. Democrats know that people who got money stolen from them by corupt lobbyists like Tom DeLay should have some given back to them. 6. Somebody who knows what a globe is and whats it's used for: 50% of all americans cannot find Iraq, 12% of them are not republican, if youre slow, thats 88% that cannot find it are republican. If thats not dumb enough, 35% cannot find NYC, and something like 90+% of them are republican. Ironic because they use that as the basis of many of their arguments. Also, whoever said that it was the Republicans who freed the slaves, you are right, but keep in mind it was against a Christian Democrat opponent they were facing. Today, the majority of Christians vote Republican. It's not the cover of the book you should be looking at, it's the content, genius.

George W. Bush has used over 600 'executive passes', something that allows you to pass a law for 'National Security reasons'.This number, if you are aware, is MORE THAN EVERY OTHER PRESIDENT COMBINED. Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face thinking its a bird no larger than a piece of paper, and nothing happens. Meanwhile, a fifteen year old gets a life sentence for accidently killing his neighbor while practicing wrestling moves in his backyard. Note: I may be a hardcore democrat, but i support Bush's idea to make a wall between Mexico and USA. That may be the only god decision hes made.

31. (Democrat) (76↑, 48↓)
One of the two major political parties in the U.S. run by rich lobbyists known for radical spending, special interest and high taxes. see: Republican

The Democrat party represents its own self interest.

32. (Democrat) (81↑, 55↓)
Bitch ass. A person that refuses to work for money, health insurence, and self pride. Bitch ass. Someone who likes to tell banks to give out loans to people who cannot offord them, and then put the country in to a state of financial crisis. Bitch ass.

Barack Hussein Obama, Hillary Clinton...recent bitch ass democrats.

33. (Democrat) (56↑, 35↓)
A left wing, socialist, communist, scared, cowardly, hippie, liberal, who believes that the should be run by a totalitarian (coughcommunistcough) government. They believe that you should pay for the people who are too fucking lazy to find a job. They believe that the republicans are evil.

Democrats are actually aliens from the planet hojingarand bent on universal domination.

34. (democrat) (52↑, 31↓)
1. One belonging to the United States Democratic Party 2. Tend to believe that government should come to the aid the most disadvantaged in society (see Unemployment Insurance, Temporary Assistance for Needy Families, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security). We don't bring it up much, but it's what Jesus taught. 3. Belive in the separation of church and state, on the off-chance that not everyone in America is a Southern Baptist. 4. Doesn't believe that industries have the unfettered right to dump carcinogens into our water supplies. Also believe in protecting public health and worker safety. 5. Believe in strengthening public education, rather than gutting it with vouchers. 6. Belive in civil liberties and equal rights for all people, regardless of gender, race, or sexual orientation; a Democratic President pushed through the Civil Rights Act even though it meant losing half of his party. That half, comprising mostly of racist whites, now overwhelmingly votes Republican. 7. Most have actually read the 9th amendment. Can also spell "amendment." 8. Represent broadest spectrum of the American public: women, blacks, Latinos, gays, Jews, seculars, immigrants, union workers, and yes, also straight middle-class white male Protestants like me.

If they were alive today, Abraham Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt would be Democrats. or Despite a wealth of good ideas, Democrats have allowed themselves to be intimdated by semi-literate meatheads called Republicans

35. (Democrat) (100↑, 84↓)
A complete idiot who doesn't realize that their political beliefs will bring the downfall of humanity. Also accuses you of being racist if you do not support Obama because of his beliefs. Does not believe in capitol punishment (it's Biblical.) Is pro abortion (at least give the kids a chance, there's always adoption), is usually pro gay marriage (the definition of marraige is a MAN and a WOMAN\!) likes to bailout failed companies with money they don't have supports wellfare (given your money to people who sit around doing drugs all day.) all around a messed up person.

Oh crap, the U.S. is out of money. Where did it go? Oh ya, I remember, the democrats gave it all away\!

36. (Democrat) (72↑, 56↓)
One of the two major political parties in the U.S. It was formed by Thomas Jefferson but has changed greatly since then. It has become a self-righteous, corrupt and politically-correct party that has grown to embrace the Hollywood culture, abortion, socialism, the redistribution of wealth, universal healthcare, gay marriage, illegal immigration, envrionmentalism, antiquated labor unions, constantly higher taxes and usually followed by tax and spend practices, larger government and its stupid handouts and entitlement programs. Democrats are often hostile to corporate America and national defense. Most Democrats masquerade themselves as compassionate for the sake of votes and power.

The Democrat party is not successful anymore because its beliefs are largely antiquated and don’t work. Democrat philosophy, quite honestly, lacks faith in the American system by embracing far-left ideals. Much of its philosophy lacks common sense.

37. (Democrat) (47↑, 34↓)
1 of 2 monopoly political parties of these United States of America. Leaning left of center and usually very close minded. Violates the Constitution on a regular basis with federal programs such as welfare, IRS, Federal Reserve, and the list goes on. Belives the central government should do everything for the people. Believes the central government does not have to obide by the Constitution and adds new amendments when they can't do what they want. Masters of the media. Falsely the party of the poor (note: during the 2008 election nObama was endorsed by in and around 90% of Hollywood elite; celebrities that are definitely not the poor) Oprah, Denzel Washington, Steven Spielberg, Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry, Don Cheadle, etc. are not poor, yet all vote Democrat. *But Republicans favor the rich? *Google: What celebrities endorsed Obama* Hack, slash, bash, and pummel every and all Republicans. Or for that matter, anyone who is not democrat. Believe in socialist values, even though they like to say they don't *Note: Socialism....just look it up* Believe in democracy even though these United States were founded as a republic, and democracy was never written in the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, or the Bill of Rights. *Note: America has become a respresntative democracy which is not a republic.*

Democrat: I am not a socialist, but I do believe the government should supply us with health care, schools, and all sorts of other socialist programs. Democrat: I am bi-partisan, but I hate when those republicans have to go and use their 1st Amendment rights and speak. Demorcat: I believe in the Constitution, until it starts to keep my ideas from reaching the light of day. Democrat: State rights are higher than the central government, unless that state doesnt agree and then the central government is higher. And states can't leave the Union and the people can't overthrow the government, I don't care what the Constitution says.

Author: Bring Back the Constitution http://democrat.urbanup.com/3963160
38. (Democrat) (46↑, 34↓)
1. a bitch 2. Some one that confuses a book driven education for the education of real life.

Why work hard for a living, a Democrat will let me sit at home, smoke pot, and get the hard working conservative Americans to pay my way through life\!

39. (democrat) (53↑, 43↓)
An American political party that is composed of politically correct twits and tax raisers. To become a democrat, you must subscribe to the following principles: 1. Abortions are good. Have one today to exercise your consitutional right to kill your baby. 2. Straight white men are good for only one thing: Paying taxes to give to everyone else. 3. Poofters are good. Be sure your public school teaches your kids that it is wonderful to be a poofter, and to cornhole your buddy on the street corner or the super market. Encourage your kids to become poofters. 4. Non-white people are the best. They should be hired first and fired last. They should be given lots of entitlements to make sure they vote democrat. 5. Guns are bad. Every law-abiding citizen should have his guns taken away, so only cops and criminals can have guns. 6. Political correctness is good. Never say colored guy when you can say guy of color, so you don't end up offending a white liberal. 7. Taxes are VERY good. They should be raised, especially on straight white men. 8. The government is VERY good. It should take care of you. You should sit back and let your friendly and all-knowing government take care of you. 9. Meat is Murder\! That cow is probably your grandma. Don't eat it for dinner. And ban rodeo and circus animals too. 10. The best man for the job is a woman. Always hire women before straight white men. 11. USA is BAD. Never say anything nice about USA, liberty, or freedom. 12. Punishment is BAD. We shouldn't punish children or hoodlums. We must never execute naughty criminals. They are not responsible for what they do.

I'm a lazy, irresponsible bum and want the government to take care of me. I think I'll become a democrat.

40. (Democrat) (78↑, 68↓)
A large bunch of anti-white/American asswipes who do not serve in the military. The Average Characteristics of the Democrat include: Selling United States Military secrets to every single facist/communist country out there, Staying home and not joining the military while Republicans and Conservatives do all the fighting for them, cannot choose between 2 sides of a political spectrum and has to stay to the left, and would vote a complete idiot who has no experience or IQ into the Presidential Office just because his skin color is dark.

Conservative-"Oh wow, I can't believe that Obama has been elected, hopefully he will turn out to be a centrist" Democrat-"WOOO HOOO\! OBAMA\!\!\! LETS GO SAY GOODBYE TO OUR TAXES AND ALL THOSE RACIST WHITE PEOPLE\!"

41. (Democrat) (310↑, 300↓)
of the 2 major political parties in America, this party or its politicians have a variety of bullshit, that although at times distressing, is often mixed with initiatives that actually prove helpful to people based on what appears to be a genuine concern for the citizenry. Democrat's bullshit is unique for being generally non-virulent to humanity at large and is thus tolerable in comparison to the bullshit of any other group which has historically wielded a similar level of political influence. The bullshit of Democrats is thus regrettable but rarely if ever dangerous. This is exceptionally noteworthy, as the necessary evil of politics by its very nature draws out humanity's most vulgar, deceitful, hycpocritical, duplicitous, oppressive, sanctimonious, arrogant, and self-serving interests and personalities. Luckily in America, these unsavory qualities have concentrated themselves to a truly extraordinary level in the Republican party, so that one who wishes to avoid these virulent and intolerable forms of bullshit can easily do so by supporting Democrats or any viable 3rd party (OK, OK... that little joke about 3rd parties was just to see if you're still reading), and vigilantly opposing Republicans and/or documenting the afforementioned evils inherent in any political system (I know that last part is redundant, since Republicans are themselves typically the evils in the system).

Democrat bullshit: One man gets a blow-job from a 21 year old woman. He doesn't admit it until the imminent potential for DNA evidence to back up the woman's story embarrasses him enough to confess. Republican bullshit: Far too vile and lengthy a list to go into, but perhaps its most dangerous and virulent outbreaks in recent memory include submitting forged documents to the entire world in order to bolster a "rally to unnecessary war in Iraq" campaign based on blind ideology, a series of deliberate deceptions, and the unethical intimidation of professional intelligence officers, rather than on pragmatic realities. This served to destroy America's credibility and drastically weaken the War on Terror. Worst of all, it has so far resulted in the deaths of at least 1600 American troops, many thousands more American troops severely maimed and scarred for life, as well as 10's of 1000's of ordinary Iraqis whose "liberation" from their brutal dictator came in the form of death by American armaments for no good reason, and at a price tag of well over $300 BILLION dollars, with no end in sight\! (incidentally, less than 3% of that total could completely update America's schools for the 21st century, a modest portion could have funded all the research we need to make alternative energy commercially viable so we can be truly independent and tell the Islamic wackos to shove their oil up their ass, and still have a boatload of cash left over for whatever you want to do with it - pay down the deficit, invest in Social Security, or anything else\!\!)

42. (democrat) (66↑, 57↓)
One of the political parties of the United States. Although they have shapened up today, they used to be pure evil. (Consult your American History textbook and you'll know what I mean) They used to be unable to govern, were racist against blacks, supported unfair propositions, and were against America. Now they simply can't govern.

Me??\!\! A Democrat??\!\!?\!?\! HAw\!\! LOL\!\! ROFLMFAO\!\!\!\!\! OMG\! You've gotta be kidding me\!\!\! What the heck do you take me for?? DANG\! That's a good one\! You should be a comedian.

Author: Why would I tell you my name? http://democrat.urbanup.com/1787239
43. (Democrat) (224↑, 216↓)
Democrat - the only party that has got us in a surplus (Bill Clinton, and Andrew Jackson). Democrats are not hippies god damnit\!

Some one who believes in helping the poor and balancing the social class is a Democrat. Also helps small businesses. Government not ruled by religion. For those who don't know what a surplus is, it when the country is making more money than it is losing.

Author: Cookies, the other batch http://democrat.urbanup.com/1685311
44. (Democrat) (67↑, 60↓)
You are a good democrat if: 1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. 2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. 3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of terrorists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate and that huge ball of fire in the sky, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. 7. You think a mother has a right to kill an innocent 5 month fetus because her pregnancy would interfere with her career, but feel we shouldn't put to death the man who raped and murdered 14 women. 8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do. 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. 11. You have to believe that racism is horrible unless it is against a white person then it is encouraged. 12. You feel that being convicted of treason is an infringement on your first amendment rights. 13. You honestly feel that alcoholics deserve social security disability benefits. 14. You think the guy who drops out of High School and builds your jeep deserves more money than the doctor who went to college for 10 years and saves your kids life. 15. You've filed for unemployment within two weeks of getting out of high school. 16. You've tried to argue in favor of anything based on, "Well, they're gonna do it anyway so..." 17. You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree. 18. You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike because..." 19. You've ever argued that with just one more year of welfare that person will turn it around and get off drugs. 20. You keep count of how many people you know in each racial or ethnic category. 21. You believe our government must do it because everyone in Europe does. 22. After looking at your pay stub you can still say, "America is under taxed." 23. You fight and demand that other people have to support your cause when you do not bother to donate to it, or even volunteer. 24. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution. 25. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. 26. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and affirmative action isn’t 27. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried, is because the right people haven’t been in charge. 28. You have to believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House. 29. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal. 30. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese and the middle east is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

Some Democrats are Obama, Pelosi, Dodd, Frank, Clinton.

45. (Democrat) (20↑, 14↓)
A Democrat is a hard working American person who does not want to see their tax dollars go to the rich. They think that money should be worked for and that the government should not give to the rich. \<period\> We Democrats are the ONLY TRUE Christians on the planet. Since we believe in taking care of those who are in need and do so without malice in our hearts. We are not trying to make brownie points from a God that republicans know nothing about. We do not attend church to be seen, make backroom deals or see who we can take advantage of. It's funny that ONLY at election time will the republicans bring up the topics of abortion and homosexuality and beg for money from fellow haters. Of course bush was in office for 8 years and we still have abortion and homosexuality. LOL The republican will beat their 15 year old daughter for getting pregnant, make her get an abortion and blame the Democrats. While the underage unmarried pregnant daughter of a Democrat will be loved by her family, the baby may be raised by the familiy or adopted to a familiy. Who perhaps are unable to have children. Democrats, the true children of God can not understand the hate, anger and vile that spews from the mouth of a republican.

Democrats believe in personal privacy rights, protection of civil liberties, protection of the enviornment, health care, education, welfare and a tax system that does not favor the rich.

Author: A Sunday School Teacher http://democrat.urbanup.com/5575986
46. (Democrat) (29↑, 24↓)
A member of one of the two major political groups. The average democrat thinks that: 1) It is the woman's body, she can decide if she wants to abort her undeveloped baby. In reality, the republican christian extremists bash the idea of abortion because 'it is killing a baby', yet in reality it is not. It is just killing an embryo or fetus which isn't technically alive seeing as it has to breathe off of the mother's breath. 2) We need to hurry up and do something about the environment; there is a lot of pollution and cO2 emissions and it is destroying our planet. 3) Separation of church and state; America was founded by Atheists. America is not based on God. Anyone can believe what they want to, but don't 'force' your bullshit on everyone. 4) Animal rights. Animals are technically people seeing as We, the humans are animals ourselves. Calling animals idiotic is pretty much calling ourselves retards in which we are. Animals should not be abused, but they should have equal rights as us humans do. etc.. The negative stereotype for the democrat is quote 'A hippy liberal douchebag who fucks animals and is a pansy faggot. Really fat and girly'. This is coming from most of the republicans. In reality, most democrats have an average I.Q of 160. We care for the earth, for the poor and rich and inbetween, for everyone to have equal rights.. Pretty much the opposite of a republican.

Republican: You democrats are baby killers\! Democrat: Technically it would be the mother who did it. And technically, it isn't even killing a baby you fucking dumbshit. [Republican]: YOU'RE GOING TO [HELL]\!\!\!1 [Democrat]: See you there\!

47. (Democrat) (30↑, 25↓)
1. A individual who a part of the democratic party, and wants change like the homeless. 2. A person who believes his party was created to liberate blacks from slavery when it was obviously the republican party. 3. An idiot of no medical background thinking its perfectly reasonable to mash a human being's body threw a tube causing the baby much pain when the baby can be born and put up for adoption. If the mother would die during birth, than the doctor would perform a C-section because we are in the 21st century not the 19th Post Script: Masturbating and eating eggs are not the same both of these do not contain living creature besides semen which contains millions of cells which have to enter an egg to begin to develop. While eggs are food for the baby chick to eat and develop in, and does not contain any living creature till fertilized. 4. Most in the country which means most of Jay Leno's Jaywalkers. People who think they know more about the government than George Bush but have never met the man. People who think standing up with almost the whole world watching your every move is and easy ordeal. 5. Sheep Post Script:If you don't get this joke you should not be commenting on anything ever.

"Man, this guy ran into me yelling about change. Was he homeless?" "Nope he's a democrat"

Author: Smarterthanyou22 http://democrat.urbanup.com/4095631
48. (Democrat) (474↑, 469↓)
An American citizen who actually cares about other people. Likes to actually use logic to solve problems, other than the common Republican slogan, "If they don't agree.. Bomb 'em\!" Often called "Communist", "Nazi", or "terrorist sympathizer" by Republicans for actually giving a damn about this nation's people.

Republican: Let's brainwash all of the United States' citizens into believing that we do the work of God and that Democrats are really just a satanic cult trying to take over the US Government\!

Author: I_Am_An_Anonymous_Person http://democrat.urbanup.com/1970196
49. (democrat) (213↑, 208↓)
-A person who is not a Republican, that is, is not selfish, self-centered, and greedy. -A true democrat is a person that embraces the idea of freedom-the belief that each human being has the right to make her/his own decisions. -A democrat believes in equality and in making available services to those with not enough money to afford them, because a democrat understands that poverty is not due to laziness, but rather to problems affecting a person's life. -A democrat understands that not everyone can afford to go to college. -A democrat truly embraces the First Amendment of the Constitution, declaring freedom of religion, freedom of speech,freedom of the press, and the freedom to assemble.

A single mother with breast cancer unable to work to feed her child and to afford adequate treatment for her illness begs on the streets for money or food. A Republican's answer:'Ahh that lazy b*tch, if she just found a job or went to church. She deserves this for her awful sin of having sex before marriage. The Lord knows what he's doing\!' A Democrat's answer: 'I will give her money and start fundraising to gather money to help her.'

Author: diana in the mist http://democrat.urbanup.com/1785521
50. (Democrat) (6↑, 2↓)
One who can think for himself or herself; an intelligent being with good taste in politics.

"That girl makes good political decisions...she is such a Democrat\!" "That idiot likes Sarah Palin...he is NOT good enough to be a Democrat."

51. (Democrat) (63↑, 59↓)
Little girlie men who have pussies. And Waste their time on global warming, because they are worried about the fucking polar bears.

Little kid: Mommy, why is that man look like he is a gay pedophile? Mommy: Because he is a democrat

52. (Democrat) (29↑, 26↓)
The better educated of the two major political parties. Democrats have reasonal beleifs such as, -a fair tax system where the rich are taxed more and the middle class get tax cuts -personal privacy rights ex. abortion and gay marriage -civil rights -numerous government programs such as medicare, medicaid, social security, welfare -close government regulation of business -extensive funding for government programs and public education -war only when absolutely neccesary -evolution -separation of church and state

[F.D.R.][Barrack Obama][J.F.K.][Bill Clinton][Democrat]

53. (Democrat) (32↑, 29↓)
An undercover Communist

Democrats=All the liberal cocksucks trying to make America Communist

54. (Democrat) (23↑, 21↓)
A person who, on the internet(we have it in the south; surprised?) assumes that a Republican is an ignorant Southern asshole who can't spell his own name without help. For example, the definitions on here before say that a Republican is: 1. "Southern Baptist," 2. "Are the only ones allowed to back up their point of view with evidence," 3. Automatically a "RACIST WHITE," 4. "Cannot spell ammendment," 5. Have "no good ideas," 6. "A semi-literate meathead," 7. Automatically "the party to vote against," 8. Believes a newborn baby is not as important as its mother," 9. "Can not spell Democrat," 10. the list goes on.. After this, the list continues to glorify the Democrats, claiming that Ultra left-wing Hippie fundamentalism is better than ulta right-wing Baptist fundamentalism, no matter who is involved in this debate.

Sivilised peoples on the internets thit can spall there uwn names, not alike the rapublicans. democrats are best acuz they think they are. is thare warld an we in the south, the hicks, ore jist living en et. This isn't your world, sterotypical fuck-o's.

Author: Republican, therefore a hick. http://democrat.urbanup.com/3915397
55. (Democrat) (5↑, 4↓)
Political Party that vocally supports gay marriage, abortion rights, green ecosystem and the like. The other things they have done is put us into one serious hell of a debt for the country, despite the blame on the last republican idiot, the democrat we have as president now is an even bigger idiot. Have absolutely no idea how to manage a private sector business or any financial decisions what so ever

Q: Do you vote Democrat? A: Why would I want to ruin our country like that?

56. (democrat) (5↑, 6↓)
a total moron, a person who just can't get it right; someone who is lame and not fun. ALSO: a swindler or hornswaggler; a carpetbagger

"Look at this guy he's driving like a total DEMOCRAT\!" "Ya I was trying to watch a move but some DEMOCRAT wouldn't get off his phone." "Hey man, nice skinny jeans, you look like a complete DEMOCRAT." "So you don't eat meat? What are you, some kind of DEMOCRAT?"

57. (Democrat) (12↑, 13↓)
One who is willing to sacrifice personal safety for their countrymen because everyone, not just some, deserve justice and equality.

Republican: Did you hear about the soldier that jumped on a grenade to save his fellow soldiers? Democrat: Yes. He was a Democrat, and they were all Republicans.

Author: Liberal Combat Vet http://democrat.urbanup.com/5203716
58. (Democrat) (9↑, 10↓)
A party that believes in good programs such as social welfare and universal healthcare, but lacks the balls to put it forward.

Democrat: Lets help the poor\! Republican: No Democrat: Ok\! Please don't hurt me\!

59. (democrat) (262↑, 263↓)
Some who is sincere and honest and believes in real freedom. Not a Greedy Oligarchical Plutocrat. Someone who believe that government should help those that need help to help themselves not that everyone should just be for themself. One who believe in a strong central national government. Some one who believe is government of, by and for the people not government of, by and for the elite and priveleged. Also one who believe in Democracy

FDR, JFK and LBJ where great Democratic Presidents

Author: Michael S. Smith http://democrat.urbanup.com/478363
60. (democrat) (265↑, 266↓)
a person of high moral conviction who votes and thinks with his heart and conscience, and not with his wallet. A person of true valor and integrity, who refuses to allow corporate greed and corruption govern his actions.

General Wesley Clark

61. (democrat) (8↑, 10↓)
one of the two major political parties apparently dedicated in removing rights givin to man by god, completely ignorant to what the founding fathers believed in, and utterly desperate to take the political power from the people and hand it to an increasingly powerful government. Also convinced their opinion is the absolute truth and that republicans are evil for holding their own.

the democrats hold a majority in the house and senate.

62. (Democrat) (9↑, 11↓)
1: A person who supports democracy 2: A person who supports a one of the numerous parties known as the "Democratic Party". Some democratic parties include: The US Democratic Party, Australian Democrats andthe New Zealand Democratic Party.

1: He, as a democrat, believes that the best way to choose the leader of a country is to hold an election. 2:I am a democrat, so I will vote for the Democrats in the election.

63. (Democrat) (53↑, 55↓)
Liberals who believe in killing innocent babies and putting them in a refrigerator to test on. And who believe the government should pay for college and basically everything else and might I add ,which the government would give us all crap because they wouldnt be able to afford nice working material for all of us.And believe in gay marriage which is totally against the bible (but there should be gay rights just not gay marriage.) And think doctors shouldn't get payed very well when they SAVE LIVES\!

Omg look at that loberal he's such a democrat\! They're gonna ruin America w/ tht damn Hilary Clinton\!

Author: Saaaarrrraaahhhhhhhh http://democrat.urbanup.com/2812796
64. (Democrat) (18↑, 20↓)
Even though Democrats raise taxes on the rich, wages increase to more than make up for the extra taxes when Democrats are in power. And though Republicans cut taxes for the rich, wages decrease much more than the tax cut when Republicans are in power. http://tinyurl.com/8y5cm http://tinyurl.com/3jtzb http://tinyurl.com/43qlp http://tinyurl.com/dpr3c http://hnn.us/articles/8301.html http://slate.msn.com/id/2071929/ http://tinyurl.com/8nyhv http://www.bovik.org/jobstable.html '

Even if it is just a coincidence that the economy always does better under Democrats, you would think people would want to go with those odds. '

65. (Democrat) (174↑, 176↓)
political party in the U.S.A who beileves in looking after the welfare of the people in this country. they acheive this by raising taxes so they can fund programs that help other people.

what the fuck nigga\! the democrats lost another election well if they cant help me i geuss im gonna start selling dope because a nigga like me aint down with being broke/fuck all this hood knowledge and politics im bringing the holowtips to make these republican rednecks wish for tommorow quik

66. (Democrat) (19↑, 22↓)
Ignorant, un-educated, unrealistic, and emotional subjectivists with common self-interests and wants. Usually possess the skill laziness, whining, self-pity, and are reactive.

My aunt, most of my teachers, the current presidential administration, socialists, Europeans, etc., a lot of democrap... I mean democrats.

Author: Abraham Washington http://democrat.urbanup.com/4953680
67. (Democrat) (345↑, 348↓)
A person aligned to a political party primarily concerned with liberal causes such as the enviroment, education, a de-emphasis on state's rights, strict construction, healthcare, 1st amendment rights and separation of church and state. In short, democrats are paragons of truth, virtue, and logic. The US would be a better place with more Democrats around.

Once we get a Democrat in the Oval Office, the country will get back on track.

68. (Democrat) (245↑, 248↓)
One who likes to feel your pain, (as opposed to Republican: one who likes to cause your pain.)

The typical Democrat is somewhat of a masochist, but all Republicans are Sadists and many are currently exibiting highly overblown levels of nationalism which can be reasonably compared with the behavior seen in the early years in Nazi Germany.

69. (Democrat) (0↑, 4↓)
Somebody who supports the death of innocent babies through abortion, but would never inflict capital punishment upon a murderer. Somebody who would tax the hardworking citizens who earn there money and give it away to those who would rather sit around and contribute nothing to society through welfare. Somebody who supports government healthcare, which would literally allow the government to decide who get's treatment and who doesn't; who is worth treating and who isn't. Somebody who believes in "Global warming", wups now they call it "Climate Change" because they realized it can be hot OR cold, except that, that's just the way the world works... it's not supposed to stay the exact same all the time and it never has stayed the same, ever. Yet millions of dollars are spent studying "Climate change" rather then going to the places which really need it most.Somebody who would claim that anybody who doesn't agree with them is an unintellectual idiot. Somebody who (despite the massive debt which the country is in) would continue to borrow money from other countries and spend it on things which don't help our county get out of debt.

Obviously this isn't neutral but none of the republican one's are. Don't listen to a fucking party, be independent and hear both sides equally, then make a decision on which is in your better interests. Both democrats and republicans paint their "ideas" and views up to look like something they are not. Do not be a zombie, do your own research

70. (Democrat) (33↑, 37↓)
A person who does not have a brain, whom feels everyone should give their money to others who don't want to work. Also feel that America should be a bunch of unarmed peasants, by taking all guns away. Democrats typically do not care for others thoughts, and usually dismiss conservative thoughts out of hand

Timmy said, "Daddy whats a DEMOCRAT?" Dad replied, "Timmy, a DEMOCRAT is someone who cannot think, but merely repeats regurgitated material. Don't talk to DEMOCRATS."

Author: CONSERVATIVERIDER22223 http://democrat.urbanup.com/3883988
71. (Democrat) (23↑, 27↓)
Similar to a [Republican] except for one less syllable. Shown extraordinarily inexplicable loyalty by a majority of the black voting population.

The Federal Budget under George W. Bush has grown so much you would think he was a Democrat.

72. (democrat) (116↑, 120↓)
A political party that is mostly made up homosexuals and people with no common sense.

If I was a democrat, I would probably kill myself.

73. (democrat) (202↑, 206↓)
One of the two major political parties in the United States. Democrats believe in equal rights, and aren't stupid homophobes that believe gays should not be allowed to marry because of what a book says. They have also set up many programs like medicare, welfare, etc. that help the lower-class citizens, which make up most of the country. They also believe in women's rights, such as abortion. They also believe that if there is something that needs to be done, it is up to them to do it, and not the almighty God. They care about the people of their country, and have a heart and help the less fortunate.

"He's more worried about unborn things that are probably a mistake and would cause the unfortunate victim nine months of pain and misery and homosexuals, who are apparently evil, getting married? A Republican. He's more worried about equal rights of everyone in the country, the freedom of our people, and helping the poor and middle-class citizens instead of the filthy rich that make up only a small percentage of our population? A Democrat."

Author: doesitreallymatter? http://democrat.urbanup.com/1278744
74. (Democrat) (7↑, 12↓)
Someone who believes that people shouldn't have to hold a job in order to receive a paycheck.

Person 1: How does Joe afford that Escalade when he lives in the projects and hasn't worked in years? Person 2: Welfare my friend. He has the Democrats to thank for that.

75. (Democrat) (5↑, 11↓)
The political party leaning more towards the left wing. The extremist democrats are sometimes referred to as communists are "Liberals" Their fan base usually consists of low class citizens, minorities and naive, dumbass teenagers and young 20s college students. The beliefs of democracy are as follows= Its okay to kill an unborn baby but not to kill a convicted murdurer. Becoming rich is evil and that everyone should live in poverty The government takes care of you, its not your job to make your own money. Even if your in this country illegally, its ok. Sit down, relax and dont pay taxes\! If you make under 50,000$ a year, its okay not to pay taxes and get free lunches. Because its not your military that is protecting you and the schools lunches that you are eating.

Barack (dumbass) Obama (democrat

76. (Democrat) (18↑, 24↓)
An asshole. Since the symbol for a Democrate is a donkey and donkeys are called asses.

The man was a reall democrat last night.

77. (Democrat) (12↑, 18↓)
1. A citizen or group of citizens who are ideologically opposed to the constitution, freedom of any kind and personal responsibility for their individual actions. 2. People who want to be absolved of any personal responsibility to take care of themselves or their families. 3. Leftist communists who hide their true beliefs behind a negative curtain of blame for those who actually work. 4. Displaced 1960's misfits who now have power and will wield it even if it means the death of the freedom and liberty that allows them to spout their ridiculous ideas of a grand and glorious government. 5. People who are largely threatened in the belief that god may be more important to some people than government. 6. People who believe that rapists and murderers are innocent, but unborn children pose a danger to society. 7. People who actually believe in global warming and that the government can solve it through taxes. 8. The very people who cause concerned citizens to cling to their guns.

Rufus Ingrate: "Hey George, what is a democrat?" George Q. Goodguy: "Anyone who still believes that "Hope and Change" mean good things from our President".

78. (Democrat) (16↑, 22↓)
Someone who claims to be open minded but really just follows the crowd and does not know about the real issues. If they are white they only voted for Obama because they thought it would make them feel better. They are now realizing it didn't.

Person 1: All my friends are Democrats so I thought it would be fun\! Are you a Democrat too? Person 2: No I'm a Libertarian. Person 1: What's Libertarian? Person 2: It's a 3rd party. Person 1: What's a 3rd party? Person 2: Exactly.

79. (Democrat) (19↑, 25↓)
A democrat is a person who likes to take from the "rich" and "help" the poor. This is the cause for America's debt. All they do is appeal to the general public (poor minorities) by make vague promises that they can't keep. They also belive that they way to fix any problem is to throw taxpayer (your) money at it.

The cause for America's problems are democrats.

80. (Democrat) (19↑, 25↓)
Democrats fall into 3 categories. 1. A Politician that promises the poor that if they vote them into office, all their troubles will be resolved by the government. 2. A person that has no real moral values and believes that: Killing Babies is fine in order to reduce the world population and promote primary teenager permiscuity. The RICH should pay more taxes, no matter how much they are already contributing in taxes, jobs, charities, etc.. The middle class is everone that actually work for a living and make more money than those on the government dole. Hugging a tree is more important than anyones life. All wars are Bad and all bad people (dictators or radical groups) can be pacified and will live in peace with us, if we can just talk to them. 3. The current Republicans in Washington who now believe and are pushing the Old Democratic ways (1970's).

Most (but not all) Union workers. Old people that still believe that the Democratic party of old still exists and is living in today's Democratic party. Young people who are easy to manipulate and do not think on their own. Today's Washington REPUBLICANS\!

Author: The NEW INDEPENDENT http://democrat.urbanup.com/4328761
81. (Democrat) (1↑, 8↓)
- A person who does not believe in the death penalty for convicted murderers but believes a woman is free to murder her unborn baby if she feels the baby will alter her lifestyle. - One who is chooses to ignore scientific facts (i.e. evidence for creation and life beginning at conception) in favor of more comfortable and convenient lifestyles. - Socialists who wish to require the rich to support the bad habits of the poor require nothing of said poor in exchange. - Union activists who believe businesses are evil and should not be allowed to earn a profit. - Social Engineers who believe the voice of the 3 percent of America who are gay trump the votes and voices of the 80 percent of America who don't want gay marriage. - Athiests who believe the first amendment bans all religion expression in America except those expressions made by muslims. - Moral relativists who believe "rule of law" can be ignored by non-citizens - Shallow suckers who would vote for a president with no history of responsibility, achievement, or conviction.

Democrats: Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry

82. (Democrat) (4↑, 11↓)
(See also: Liberal, Jackass) A leftwing member of the U.S. Government who believes in killing babies, supporting gay sex, surrendering to every damn country america goes to war with, and spending every last dime you have on shit you do NOT need. (Just like your D-bag friend who refuses to pay you back the money he borrowed from you.) They have a sevret underground lair in the uninhabited wastelands of wyoming where they are trying to revive stalin and overthrow the US government with a super communist robot army.

Person A: Hey did you vote for Obama in the '08 election? Person B: No, I voted for McCain because i am NOT a faggot-ass Democrat. Person A: . . .

Author: anonymous187373 http://democrat.urbanup.com/5766665
83. (Democrat) (4↑, 11↓)
As you can see, our president is a Democrat. And as you can see, our country is going deeper and deeper, into the shitter. Thanks Barrock\!

Democrat: I honestly dont see how abortion is bad. Republican: Killing babies isnt bad to you? Democrat: No, were using the STEM cells Republican: Its still killing babies Democrat: But its for a good cause\! Republican: ..... Are you high?

84. (Democrat) (10↑, 17↓)
Someone who believes that hard working taxpayers should give their money to lazy ass cocksuckers who have 20 kids and refuse to work, that killing criminals is wrong, while killing unborn babies is completely acceptable, that utter bullshit like Global Warming is real, that owning a gun to protect your ass against dangerous sonsofbitches should be illegal, that Mexicans should be allowed to come into our country illegally and sit on their asses having babies and living on welfare and getting the same opportunities as hard working citizens, bash Fox News for being too conservative despite the fact that practically every other news station besides Fox is liberal, and that basically you should have to pay higher taxes to pay for other people's shit. They also seem to write 90% of the definitions on this website. Search "Republican" and you'll see what I mean.

Democrat: Mexicans should be able to come here and be treated just like everyone else. After all, this IS a country of immigrants\! Republicans: Yeah, when my ancestors came here, they had to work their asses off, not live on free money and sit on their ass all day long with 20 kids running around.

Author: The Outlaw Torn http://democrat.urbanup.com/5006791
85. (democrat) (10↑, 17↓)
1.someone who spams urban dictionary slandering other political parties and makes sure to add a definition to the democrat page to make themselves feel better about being mentally retarded 2.someone who hates republicans but joins the other dark side instead of being in a third party. 3. someone intolerant that stereotypes and calls other political parties ignorant. 4.Obama democrat-see [socialist queef]

man 1-isn't the new president great? man2-no. man1-What\!? how do you not like him? he solved American poverty, ended the economic crisis, and made us the top country in the world. man2-im a democrat. man1-oh.

Author: randompersonyousawonthestreet2 http://democrat.urbanup.com/4962061
86. (Democrat) (9↑, 16↓)
Someone who thinks that the commerce clause, actually means the "Unlimited power to the federal government clause" Believes that "To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several States, and with the Indian Tribes" Actually means that the federal government has the right to regulate everything that even comes close to maybe effecting another state economically no matter how remote. Believes that because they have the right to regulate trade BETWEEN states means that they have the right to regulate roads built in States, regulate what you grow in your farms even if its just for private use, and that the clause gives them power to force you to buy insurance because... apparently being alive is participating in interstate commerce.

Democrat:You know have to buy insurance average Joe, whether you want or can afford. Joe:Wait But im just trying to make my house payments, how am i supposed to afford that, and...wait what in the constitution gives you the right to force me to buy insurance. Democrat: The commerce clause. Joe:Wait what? Im not trading things between states, I'm simply living here in California, I haven't ever sold anything in any other state, heck I dont even own a business, how am i affecting interstate commerce. Democrat: Your alive, that means that your effecting the United States economy and we have a right to control everything you do thanks to the Unlimited power...I mean commerce clause. Joe:... Democrat:Make sense. Joe: Theres no way you really believe that. Democrat:If it gets us by in the Supreme court, I dont give a crap.

Author: ThomasJefferson10154 http://democrat.urbanup.com/4858996
87. (democrat) (10↑, 17↓)
a person who adheres to the democratic party, the more liberal of the two dominating political forces in America. while their policies often have good intentions, they place faith in government, otherwise known as the most inefficient organization known to man. For a democrat, government programs are the solution to just about any social problem, especially those created or aggravated by government programs or restrictions (see health care). To pay for said programs, they would take as much money as they can from rich people. If in congress, they avoid taxes to prevent this from affecting them too much. they also believe that the ideal way to create jobs is to take lots of money away from rich people who, incidentally are the ones who actually provide jobs for those with less money. Also a person who claims to be a capitalist rather then a socialist, and then when asked to describe their beliefs, describe either socialism, or Marxism (read the Communist Manifesto if you don't believe me).

Democrats have a majority in both houses of congress Many economists believe that FDR, a democrat, actually prolonged and intensified the great depression by his domestic policies

88. (Democrat) (52↑, 59↓)
Dumb piece of shit People or groups of people who should be killed in a mass genocide

John Kerry is a democrat Hilary Clinton and all of her supporters should be killed because they are democrats

Author: Friends of Hilary and John http://democrat.urbanup.com/2864409
89. (Democrat) (65↑, 72↓)
A Democrat is usually a [liberal thinker] who believes in [progressive] action. Democrats realize that you cannot go back to the 1950s because the world has undergone change that cannot be rolled back. We have a larger population and we live at a faster pace due to [technological advances]. Liberal means keeping an [open mind] and being ready to [adapt] to [change]. In a changing world this is crucial to [survival]. Progressive action is [adaptive action] based on where we are today and where we can expect to be tomorrow. Small government sounds good, but as populations increase, [government] is needed to maintain a balance between [liberty and justice for all] members of society. Government must be just large enough and strong enough to be up to the task of maintaining order while keeping the [values] and [freedom]s we have traditionally exhibited as a nation. Where many Republicans want to turn the clock back to a time when things were simplier, more cut and dried, Democrats do not believe this is possible. Our world is more complex than ever and change is happening at a near exponential rate. Democrats believe in strong national [security]and are staunchly patriotic. A Democrat believes it is necessary to defend America from both external evil and internal [corruption]. Keeping America on the [straight and narrow] is an important part of keeping America safe. Democrats understand and accept the responsibility of keeping our country as honorable as it is strong. Democrats are maligned as [tax-and-spend] liberals because Democrats voted for tax breaks for low income people, credits for child care and founded many of the social and [educational programs] we have today. Horror stories of welfare abuse are used to make people think that [social programs] are bad. But seriously, abuses are going to happen in any system or program because there are always going to be [criminals] who lie, cheat and steal. This happens at all levels of society, not just among welfare moms. Look at those [Enron] millionairs who cheated thousands of hard-working people out of their pensions. Democrats, contrary to popular belief, balance budgets and believe in fair tax structures that do not squeeze the [middle class] out of existence. Democrats believe in science and listen to experts. Democrats believe that religion and science can co-exist. Many Democrats are religious people who believe that cherishing and protecting the earth that God created is a sacred charge. Democrats love America and they love our world. Democrats are fighting and dying in [Iraq] and Democrats are fighting at home to end the war. Democrats believe war is sometimes necessary but that the Iraq War and current occupation have made us less safe and have strained our proud military to the breaking point. Most [military] experts agree. If you want to know what a Democrat really believes, read the platform of the [Democratic Party]. Watch [C-Span] and see who is actually voting for what. It is very eye-opening to see Democrats propose [legislation] that will aid military families and veterans and then watch nearly every Republican Congressman and Senator vote against it. Watch and listen and learn. Don't close your mind and start believing the hype you hear from the hate-mongers. Learn about Democrats and about [democracy]. Above all, Democrats want people to be free to disagree and to hash out their differences. Democrats want people to learn and discuss and come together in the best interests of all concerned. People working things out together is what democracy is all about.

He's studied both sides of the issues that our country is facing and has decided to register as a Democrat because he feels that the Democratic Party best represents the interests ouf America. I am a proud Democrat.

90. (democrat) (22↑, 29↓)
democratic principles are generally based on equality, toleration, and justice (unlike the self-serving, selfish policies of the republican party) for example: 1)abortions are sometimes necessary to protect the health and life of a woman, especially in cases of rape, incest and danger to the mother. republicans prefer to criminalize abortion. democrats do not support abortion, they support the CHOICE to have an abortion. no mother would make that choice unless she absolutely had to. 2)citizens born into low income families and neighborhoods are born in a difficult situation that is hard to escape and should be assisted by the government through social welfare programs so they can take steps to escape poverty and prevent the cycle from recurring. this would solve many inner city problems such as gang violence and drug abuse. welfare is not a handout, it is a program, and without it many americans would have nothing. 3)there is no need for every american citizen to own a gun. this amendment in the constitution was referring to a time of war when the battles were being fought in the home country. putting guns in the hands of civilians is putting guns in the hands of criminals - because criminals are civilians after all. also, thousands of accidental deaths occur every year as a result of keeping a gun in the home and the possession of a gun is dangerous and easily abused. 4) taxes are necessary to build roads, fund schools and fund other social programs that are necessary for a healthy and succesful society. many americans are allergic to the idea of "raising taxes" but democrats believe that higher taxes are better than low taxes and underfunded schools. after all, all taxes we pay contribute to the quality of the society that we ourselves live in. 5) capital punishment is not justice, it is murder. there is no "eye for an eye and tooth for a tooth" because humans have no right to play God and decide whether another human deserves to live or die. a life of imprisonment is no slap on the wrist and is the closest to justice that a civilized society can come. we are the only non-third-world country where capital punishment is still legal and through mistakes made in the justice system, several innocent or partially innocent people have been killed. 7) the "American way" is not the only way. this country is the bully on the global playground and democrats believe that attentions should be more focused on the problems at home, such as the economy. most other countries either despise the USA or make fun of it and repeatedly using words such as "liberty" and "freedom" (for example "freedom fries") is pure propoganda.

democrat and proud of it

91. (Democrat) (1↑, 9↓)
One of two major political parties in the United States, often characterized by hypocrisy, hyperbole, and confrontation without offers of resolution. Tend to believe in the value a federalist government which: (1) controls and redistributes the product of it's citizens labor to the lazy and purposefully indigent, justified by the principal that a small percentage of those people are truly incapable of increasing their quality of life while failing to acknowledge that the majority achieve their lot by choice; (2) Controls, surveils, and dictates morality to the citizens of the 50 independent states comprising the Union (see: reauthorization of the [Patriot Act]); (3) Assumes (incorrectly) all American citizens are evil and dispassionate by nature and therefore require a government to enforce a means of charity through excessive taxation, including one of the highest corporate tax rates in the world. (4) Believes that failing public schools should be given more money so they can pay higher salaries to underperforming teachers while begrudging a parent who wants to send their kid to a better school so they may learn something other than the proper vein to use when shooting heroin. (5) Cries for the end of prolonged conflict in distressed Muslim countries, unless they (democrats) start the war themselves.

Chad sees a panhandler: If Chad is a rational human being - "we should create a solid base for employment in this region and then offer incentivized assistance for the panhandler to educate and prepare for meaningful work in one of these jobs, provided he displays commitment and work ethic, thereby providing for a citizen and increasing contributions to our society." If Chad is a Democrat - "we should provide Chad with food and shelter to comfort him in between his pan-handling hours, and create a system where you supplement his income through assistance paychecks that he in no way earns, but which will make me feel good about myself, even if I didn't do anything but force you to do stuff."

92. (Democrat) (10↑, 18↓)
An individual who believes that a minority with a high school diploma deserves a job over a white person with a bachelor's degree, that the rich should give away all of their money so that the middle and lower classes will no longer have to work, that doctors and pharmacists should go through 8+ years of school to do volunteer work, that being offensive to someone is worse than murder, and that America is the worst nation in the world because of all those goddamn Republicans that hijacked the government and ran it straight into the ground in an attempt to fight off the atheist commie terrorists poisoning the minds of children with their twisted propaganda. Also, dicks.

Actually, it doesn't matter if you're a Democrat or Republican, just don't be like the stereotypical ones. I'm fucking serious.

Author: TotallyNotRushLimbaugh http://democrat.urbanup.com/5431725
93. (Democrat) (5↑, 13↓)
Somebody who believes that the government should control everything, while praying to an aethiest that the Constitution should be used as a dishrag, while spewing off their hypocritical beliefs about the enviornment, and other hot button topics.

Neil: "I am not sure who I should vote for. I believe in the Constitution and the core values of this country along with the Founding Fathers. Does this mean I am a Democrat or a Republican?" Bob: "You goddamn racist fuckbag. How dare you say that insurgents don't have rights? They have feelings too, douchebag\!\! Now listen you gun toting, religious fanatical homophobic anti-immigrant pro rich hatin-on-the-poor non progressive piece of shit dick licking asshole cunt rag, all animals are created equal, except for some animals\!\! You need to die because you don't have the same beliefs as me, you nazi\!" Neil: "Gadzooks. I must be a Democrat"

Author: Ezekiel Calhoun http://democrat.urbanup.com/5419700
94. (democrat) (5↑, 13↓)
an individual who thinks the middle class should provide everything for everyone else and believes that killing the unborn is acceptable. Generally self-righteous and narrow-minded advocates for political corectness. Voted morons like Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama into office. 70% of the cause for the problems in America (for other 30%, see Republican)

All that woman does is leach off the system. Must be a democrat.

Author: Done With Democrats http://democrat.urbanup.com/5348596
95. (Democrat) (2↑, 10↓)
One who spends all of their time trolling the definitions for "Republican", instead of actually adding positive statements to their own. see [mangina] for the definition of all democrats.

Democrat: "I think we should give Govt. handouts too those who are too lazy to get a job, with no rules about what they can spend it on."

96. (Democrat) (12↑, 20↓)
Robots programmed to tax the rich, legalize abortion and gay marriage, and give out free healthcare. They are programmed to believe that there are no other problems in America worth fixing other than this. For some reason, when you work your butt off your whole life, you need to also pay significantly higher taxes. Democrats also think that welfare should be able to pay for all your expenses so that you don't need to try finding a job. For example: Kool-Aid, internet, cable, and abortions. These fascinating creatures also care very much about the enviroment, and will buy hybrids and only use Energy Star products. They think they could plug the oil spill in the Gulf faster than BP. By far, the most important feature Democrats have, is their amazing ability to blame Republicans for everything and give little to no reasons to back up their accusations. Their most recent success was winning a presidential campaign almost entirely off blaming other people. On another note, did you know that the recession actually WASN'T George Bush's fault? I also look forward to soon having the lowest-rated definition for this word becuase most people on this website fall under this category. :D

Democrat: GO OBAMA\! Me: Why? Democrat: Because he's going to tax those rich idiots who live for free. Me: You're right. After working 10 hour days five times a week for 30 years and building up my career so I could pay for four kids to go to college, I really should pay my fair share of YOUR welfare checks. By the way how's your job at McDonald's been going?

Author: Obama WILL fail http://democrat.urbanup.com/5055002
97. (Democrat) (10↑, 18↓)
A liberal degenerate who supports cold-blooded murder, and supports killing embryos for science. The first one to protest the right to life, and the first one to protest punishing rapists, murderers and dangerous criminals. Someone who espouses personal freedom, and then restricts freedoms of speech by judicial activism. Someone threatened by deficits, but unfazed by unbalanced budget and massive spending. Someone who is a socialist and anti-competition. Someone who wants to create a nanny state, after taxing everyone to death. Someone who hates religion and tradition.

We can all hope that the standard of education in America improves to the point where a Democrat can no longer be voted into office.

Author: The Average American http://democrat.urbanup.com/4176225
98. (Democrat) (37↑, 45↓)
Ever since George Bush was unjustly blamed for the aftermath of Bill Clinton's epic failure as president, being a Democrat is nothing more than the new trend that people pick up to look cool. In addition to being immature and ignorant, they're rather shallow people with corrupt morals and values. They know absolutely nothing about what Democratic beliefs really are, so they attempt to back up their views by slandering Republicans. (If you want proof of this, see: [Republican]. Of the 200 entries, about 80% of them are whiney, immature Democrats shamelessly slandering Republicans). Strangely enough, they never come up with any factual evidence to support anything they say, again having to resort to name-calling to "prove a point." Democrats also tend to be weak and absent-minded people. Closely relating to their aforementioned ignorance and immaturity, a Dem's entire political standpoint can be effortlessly manipulated by what Oprah or any other over-inflated celebrity they lust for says they should do. Here's some common beliefs of a Democrat: \democratThe United States orchestrated the 9/11 attacks. Yes, it's true, a good lot of Dems think we actually flew planes into our own buildings and killed thousands of our own people. Their leader is the pompous, overbearing whale, Rosie O' Donnell. \democratCommunism. Yes, it looks good on paper, but it's been proven time and time again that it DOES NOT WORK\! Despite this, Democrats such as Barack Obama rest their whole platform upon Communist views, such as placing enormous taxes on wealthy people who actually work for their money, and all but give it away to people who are simply too lazy to get a job and pay their own way. \democratSpending money we don't have. Democrats seem to think money grows on trees. If not, then they sure spend as if that were the case. Take for example the fact that President Obama, in less than 100 days in office, spent more than all 40-something presidents have, COMBINED, more than doubling our national debt. \democratDemocrats are also huge peace advocates. While peace is something everybody strives for, Democrats take it to an extreme. We were maliciously attacked by terrorists, yet a common Dem believes that we have no right to be in the Middle East right now, even though they killed thousands of our people. They also fail to realize that we're not barbarians whom are simply there to kill - we're there to protect our country so we don't have a repeat of 9/11. This display of ignorance is a huge reason why Democrats are called just that - ignorant. \democratThey also feel the need to grant amnesty to the several million illegal immigrants we have in the country. Hey, they went through the trouble of TRESPASSING into our country by ILLEGALLY sneaking past the border, but hey\! Let's declare the whole shitload of them as official U.S. citizens\! While we're at it, let's give them some free money that we don't even have the financial security to be distributing in the first place, let alone in such a frivolous manner.

Democrats are weak, spineless, absent-minded, frivolous, petty, pathetic, ignorant, pompous, arrogant, overbearing, inconsiderate, heartless, retarded, hypocritical, brainless, parasitic fragments of human beings. Democrats are the perfect example of when an abortion (which is a favorite hobby of theirs) is only 50% successful.

Author: Proud_Republican http://democrat.urbanup.com/4046089
99. (Democrat) (20↑, 28↓)
A substitution for the word nigger or nigga that some white people have adopted to cover up racist remarks, or tryng to act black, since the majority of African-Americans are registered Decmocrats

Democrat please\! They got some Democrats that moved in down the street. Democrat you crazy\!

100. (Democrat) (5↑, 14↓)
idiot totalitarians that like to increase taxes while saying they will do great things with them but somehow we just wind up in more debt.

Obama's retarded heath care plan is typical of a Democrat

Author: The boss hoss \#14 http://democrat.urbanup.com/5245271
101. (democrat) (12↑, 21↓)
people who ruin everything. they spoil life around the world with their simple acts of stupidty and lying to make a neagtive difference in the world.

To be a democrat, is to be a modern day satan aka the accuser.

102. (Democrat) (8↑, 17↓)
1. Someone who believes that minorities cannot possibly be a success in life without the government helping them every step of the way. 2. Someone who thinks that it is a constitutional right to stick a knife in an unborn child's head, suck its brains out and throw it in a bin, but will assault anyone who shows a picture of the constitutional right being practiced. 3. Someone who thinks that Barack Obama is magical and can do no wrong. 4. Someone who constantly says that George W. Bush was wrong on everything even when Democrats made the same call. 5. Someone who makes political decisions based on the popular thing to do and not by actually thinking about the issue.

Person A: "Hey, want to sign an petition to ban women's suffrage?" Democrat: "I sure do\!"

103. (Democrat) (4↑, 13↓)
1. A political party, the founding of which was credited to Thomas Jefferson in the late 1790's, whose ever-shifting identity has as of late sided with the left side of the political spectrum, and extends as far as [socialism], but not [communism] 2. A participant in one of the greatest and longest-lasting teen fads in the history of [America], its latest incarnation being [anonymous], which places ex-Prez Bush below even Black people because republicans are racist fucks. 3. Anyone likely to believe that [Republicans] (not to be confused with republicanism, which Democrats fully embrace) are more fascistic than the leader of Germany's socialist party, Adolph [Hitler]. 4. What you get when you take our [drugs] away from us, you uptight capitalist pigs, with your fucking obsolete Christian morality. MISCONCEPTIONS: All Democrats are Liberal All Democrats are not racist All Democrats are secretly racist All Democrats are as miserable as those in broadcasting/politics (eg. Keith Olbermann, Barney Frank) All Democrats are smart All Democrats are hippies All Democrats hate Republicans All Democrats are Democrats

Core beliefs: Abortion is cool The Gov't should help the poor The Gov't should regulate stuff to prevent recessions and whatnot The Gov't should only bother the rich. Climate change is preventable Socialist countries are economically more stable and prosperous than really Capitalist ones, and arent in [fucktons] of debt In conversation: Democrat: Ann Coulter is a bitch Republican: Yeah she totally is Democrat: What did I say about talking, idiot Republican: Commie bastard\!\! *fight*

104. (democrat) (14↑, 23↓)
A radical left-wing nut job who believes that anything George Bush did was wrong. An athiest who wants every kid in America to grow up without relying on God so they remove Him from all public institutions (even though 80% of America believes in God). A pro-abortion baby killer who would see a newborn baby diced up into little pieces just so that an 80 year old woman with cancer can receive stem cell medical aid. The kind of person who manipulates every word you say to make you sound dumb. They put words in your mouth and when they think they are going to lose an argument they generally bring up George Bush for doing something either 100 years before his presidency or 1 year after it. Against guns and weapons and wars and confrontations of any kind, even when used for self-defense. They don't want us to get into wars with people when they bomb huge symbols of American capitalism and idealism. They support gay marriage, even though it clearly says in not only the Bible, but also the Torah, the Quran, and the U.S. code of laws that marriage is a union between a MAN and a WOMAN. Are voted for by minorities because the minorities don't realize that it was the Republican party that fought for their rights as individuals in the 1860's, and that it's still Republicans who are fighting for their individual liberties now. Express interest in other forms of energy, but never support any plan that expresses interest in other forms of energy.

"That damn democrat is going to keep passing his outrageous legislature until the whole damn country looks and acts exactly the same, kind of like communism, but the democrats would have you call it equality...even though anyone who is a part of their huge socialist regime is in no way on equal footing with everybody else." "Well son, it's okay if you break all my rules, as long as you're not a democrat."

105. (democrat) (12↑, 22↓)
someone who thinks that it is "ok" to socialize health care which will limit competition and give no incentive to the medical field to advance. -think that the rich should pay for the poor. even to an unfair amount. -think that because it feels right... it is right... with no proof to back their statements up. -think that guns are evil and not the people who use them. -care more about the environment then their own communities, who are suffering from limitations brought into existence by the far left such as, drilling for oil and the use of coal and nuclear power plants which are perfectly safe and cost effective energy resources.

those damn democrats are limiting our natural resources and preventing our nation from advancing\! \{democrats\} \{far left\}

106. (Democrat) (10↑, 20↓)
Socialist. see Republican

I wanted the government to take my freedoms from me, so I voted Democrat/Republican\!

107. (Democrat) (0↑, 11↓)
Party for ignorant, college-age intellectual wannabes. Live life in perpetual outrage, make outrageous claims about social injustices and are religious about environmental issues (will keep the faith even when the facts don't support the issue--read "Ethanol" fuel additives; global warming science, tax increases on high-income earners; also believe Republicans are statistically less educated than Democrats). Think all opposition to Liberal policies is motivated by sexist, racist, bigoted homophobia (which is abject bigotry). Assume the poor and minorities are unable to fend for themselves so they steal from high-income earners (in the form of taxation, which high-income earners subvert via tax loopholes so the revenues end up getting redirected to middle-class income earners) and redistribute it to the poor, who become socialized to depend on it. Often whine about FOX News, when Liberals control virtually all media (print, television, Hollywood, the Arts). Are dogmatic in their intolerance of opposing viewpoints and will label dissenters as sexist/racist/bigoted/homophobic so as to avoid real debate. Older Democrats are the most pathetic as they are well aware of all the above but still vote Democrat anyway just to protest.

Democrat: Can you believe Republicans signed the Patriot Act? Republican: You mean the Patriot Act that president Obama renewed last month? Democrat: You're a racist\!

108. (Democrat) (134↑, 145↓)
someone who realizes that more money is being spent on an unjustified war than on problems ailing America. A Democrat realizes that the world is finite and that new energy alternatives are needed for the prosperity of humanity.Are usually portrayed as pot smoking trust fund babies while the majority of tax policies benefiting the rich are supported by Republicans. Are very snobby and truely lack tenacity. Democrats also are too self-absorbed to unite as a party

Russ Feingold and Jon Stewert are Democrats. I guess anyone that smokes pot instead of snorting cocaine.

109. (Democrat) (108↑, 120↓)
Rich pieces of shit that wanna give out all of their fuckking money to the fuckers who dont have a job cause they would rather smoke pot. Democrats are also dipshits that wanna sit on thier couch and hope to get more money from their fellow working citizens. These hippe, terrorist-hugging stupid morons are always complaining of how hard working Republicans suck. Then why not impeach them, pussies. Stop complaining and get your fat, man-humping asses in Congress to do something.

Democrats suck cock\!

110. (Democrat) (21↑, 34↓)
A silly ass group of liars, traitors and communists who believe that illegal immigrants, rapists, child molestors and terrorists have more rights then private citizens. They are also known to cry racism at every election if you don't vote for a minority. see also douchepickle, fuckface or ass goblin.

"Look at that that ugly feminist bitch she is probably a real democrat." "that crooked politician has to be a democrat"

111. (Democrat) (22↑, 35↓)
Imbecile plain and simple

Bill clinton is a democrat, and an imbecile

112. (democrat) (5↑, 20↓)
In it's beginnings a progressive party, strong on domestic issues. Now it is unfortunately another term for a Republican.

You voted for \<Republican\> how could you\! Even if a democrat is the same thing.

113. (democrat) (654↑, 669↓)
A person who associates with causes such as environmentalism, pro-choice stance regarding abortion, pro-choice regarding drugs, appeasement in foreign policy, and redistribution of wealth to the poor through taxation. Sometimes influenced by their logical conclusions, or influence of their peers yet mostly the product of Liberally biased college professors.

Look at me. I'm a Democrat...I'm going to compare Bush to Hitler to get your attention. I'm so clever.

114. (Democrat) (431↑, 446↓)
The only political persuasion left for free thinking people in the United States. The only viable political party left for libertarians who have brains enough to see that the Republican party has been taken over by greed-mongoring, war-mongering, closet-bigotted, crony-paying, corporatist assholes who are all too eager to cut your verteran father's healthcare, send your brother into battle without armor, strip your sick grandmother out of her medicaid coverage, and move your job overseas if can save them and their mega-rich buddies a few dollars. Democrat is the designation of a political party that has sucked for a long time, but the only one left for anyone who thinks government doesn't belong snooping in your bedroom or in your church group. Democrat is the only political label for anyone who gets laid on a regular basis. Because we all know that these stuffy no-dick asswipe Republicans aren't getting any. If you vote for bigger trucks and bigger bombs you must be compensating for something\! And if you are a woman and vote Republican, you must have dried up a long time ago. Democrat is the only way left to keep souless dry-balled pricks like Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld from fucking it up for everyone but their mega-wealthy buddies - using their talking monkey George Bush and their token Afro-American woman Condi Rice to make it all sound nice to those who aren't paying attention. Democrat - if you care about your job, your family, and our country - is the only label with hope anymore.

See that guy over there? He's sexy, a survivor. He can kick some ass if he needs to but doesn't need to be a blow-hard bully to prove himself. He actually gets along with people of different colors and ways of life. He doesn't stuff his religion down your throat either. He doesn't think that screwing other people out of what they want and need is always the right way to get ahead, even if it is the easiest. He's probably read a few books without being forced to by a teacher. He must be a Democrat\!

115. (Democrat) (4↑, 20↓)
Member of the Democratic Party. Democrats think that everybody deserves what certain people work hard for (health care), keeping guns for self-defense is a bad thing, and that it is alright for the flag of the United States to be burned to make a statement. They basically want to make the US a socialist nation. Democrats also see [Barack Obama] as their Jesus even though Obama hasn't done shit and is proving to be our worst president. Their arguments are never backed with reason. To keep it short, Democrats are idiots.

Democrat: Hey\! Lets make the US socialist

116. (Democrat) (567↑, 583↓)
1. A political party for people whose ideas are spoonfed to them by The Washington Post and CNN rather than Rush Limbaugh and Fox News. 2. One of two political parties in The United States of America whose leaders strive for control and power over all citizens. See [Republican] for the other political party whose leaders strive for control and power over all citizens. 3. One of two political parties (see [Republican]) in The United States of America whose members believe that their collective ideas are 100% correct and all citizens who do not agree are complete, uneducated morons. Conversely, Republicans believe to be 100% correct and that non-believers are unpatriotic satanists. Both parties' members ironically view themselves as compassionate, free-thinking and mainstream. 4. Liberal (derogatory) 5. Hippie (derogatory)

1. As a democrat, I have to see what CNN says about Iraq so I know what my steadfast convictions are. 2. Vote democratic so we citizens will have fewer laws and more freedoms. 3. As a free-thinker and a democrat, I say you are an idiot because you don't agree with me. And I know I'm right because I got my beliefs from CNN and you got yours from Fox\! 4. Get away from me you liberal\! 5. Get a job you long-haired hippie\!

Author: Geo. Washington http://democrat.urbanup.com/1262152
117. (Democrat) (162↑, 178↓)
1. Smarter than Republicans...Sort of...(ok not much) 2. Liberal 3. Republican enemy \#1

Don't listen to him hes a Democrat --Republican father's words to his son. cerca 2000-2004

118. (democrat) (15↑, 32↓)
Another name used to describe african americans.

Hey bob look its a gang of democrats lets walk on the other side of the street.

119. (Democrat) (16↑, 34↓)
[Democrat]or[dem]: Nigger. A euphamism for a lazy person. Also, used to refer to African American people, insinuating that most African Americans vote democratic.

Get off your ass you lazy dem (democrat). I called in sick today, so I'll be demming it up at home.

120. (Democrat) (176↑, 195↓)
An American citizen who actually cares about other people. Likes to actually use logic to solve problems, other than the common Republican slogan, "If they don't agree.. Bomb 'em\!" Often called "Communist", "Nazi", or "terrorist sympathizer" by Republicans for actually giving a damn about this nation's people.

Republican: Let's brainwash all of the United States' citizens into believing that we do the work of God and that Democrats are really just a satanic cult trying to take over the US Government\!

121. (democrat) (8↑, 34↓)
Democrats are people who shit on other Democrats while allowing those dirty [Republicans] to pull the most retarded shit ever and get away with it.

There is a reason why the Democratic Congress has a lower approval rating than the most unlikable president in the entire history of the USA.

122. (Democrat) (65↑, 93↓)
Anybody without a brain.

Democrat: yeah its the april, 15

Author: HILLARY CLITON FUCKING SUCKS http://democrat.urbanup.com/2912253
123. (democrat) (52↑, 83↓)
One of two main political parties in the United States of America, the other being the republican party. Although previously popular, liberalism is thought to have died in 1980 with the election of Ronald Reagan. In light of all the good he did and republicans since his time, the democratic party has dissolved into nothing more than a semi strung together group of radical, misinformed, modern hippies with little respect for their freedom. The basic democrat values center around redistribution of wealth, enviromentalism, pro abortion and gay marriage, anti war, high taxes, care for the poor, and a principally philanthropic state. Let's look deeper into this: Redistribution of wealth is basically taking from the rich to give to poor (very Robin Hood-esque). However, liberalism makes it so that anyone who is successful and has made their way up the rigorous economic and business ladder, must give all their money away to pay for someone else's welfare, free medical care, etc. In that sense, the democratic party is often credited with caring for the poor and republicans caring only for the rich. However, liberalism promotes spoon feeding the incompetent, while conservatism promotes hard work and having each citizen make their own living and moreover, control their own lives. Therefore, liberalism is also well credited with being "too involved" in the citizen's lives. The democrat party is also largely in favor of gay marriage and pro choice abortion. They are in favor of changing a very long and well preserved tradition, that in every culture around the world, is customarily only held between a man and woman. They promote the resistance to this as "gay bashing" and oppression, even though the straight ones are merely attempting to preserve an ancient custom. And as for abortion, democrats justify their beliefs in abortion as being "pro choice," implying that women are being oppressed and "not allowed to control their own bodies." However, once a woman becomes impregnated, the baby (no, not the thing) is no longer her actual body, but the body belonging to another living being that is able to move, think, dream, etc. The anti-responsibility ideal of liberalism shine through again in their pro abortion stand point, making it so that no woman would ever have to care about closing her legs again. (Not to mention, the proposed bill to legalize partial birth abortion, which is basically when, at 7 or later of pregnancy, the woman is given drugs to force her into labor. The doctor then proceeds to put a device around the baby's head to crush its skull when it's only partially out of his/her mother. Luckily this bill was not passed, although many democrats, including John Kerry, were overjoyed to vote in favor of it.) Democrats also credit themselves with being the only ones who are concerned about the environment. However, this is not entirely true. Although they are much more radical about the environment, fearful of any person stepping on a blade of grass, saying that global warming will kill us all if we do. Republicans are also largely concerned about the environment, introducing many new hibred cars, although the majority of democrats are known to still drive the "large" SUV's. Global warming is still very much in question by many, and seeing as how the enviroment is constantly changing and going through different stages, this could merely be another one of its changes. However, one can never be sure either way. And lastly, what democrats are most famous for: anti war, anti American views. The crux of all liberalism, which many fail to see, is the pure, unadulterated hate of America. Liberals like to see America fail, it's as clean and simple as that. This newfound trend of unpatriotism, can also be rooted in the fact that because George Bush, a republican, decided to go to war, in order to really bring him down, the only way is to not support the war, and consiquently, bring America down with them (all in a cruel attempt to bring down the republican party). Any democrats constant slurring of the war does little to help the troops over in Iraq. Liberals also fail to understand the basis of this war: when one country attacks you and threatens the welfare of your citizens (9/11), it is the governmental responsiblity to take action and ensure their citizen's safety. So in this right, democrats become anti American safety. And thus, republicans are in firm agreement of the War in Iraq, because just like the next person, I enjoy not having an airplane crash into my house and kill me. We can also look at specific democrats, John Kerry, the democratic nominee for president in 2004, was a veteran of Vietnam, but threw his medals into the gutter in a public display of American hate, protesting God knows what. Which brings me to my next and final point: the art of bashing, democrat style. Liberals are constantly, either through various media outlets or just through conversation, making fun of anything associated with republicans, and often, America as an entity. The non stop Bush attacks, republican attacks, can be seen in any copy of anything associated with Time (LA Times, NY Times, Time Magazine), on various news stations (CNN, CBS, etc.), and on NPR (National Public Radio) (however the radio is largely republican dominated). Thus, democrats have become nothing more than a group of spineless people with no political stand or lasting opinion that must result to bashing all republicans. This is also widely seen in Hollywood actors (who ironically make quite a bit of money, yet the liberal party is "in support" of the poor?). Thus, liberalism has died, and is continuing to do so, yet these people refuse to go down without a fight. Furthermore, republicans now control all three branches of government (House, Senate, Cabinant), another reason why libearlism has died out. And therefore, we have successfully defined a democrat: a hipocrit.

The democrat is hugging a tree. Why is the democrat raising taxes? Why is the democrat giving my money away? The democrat hates America for some mysterious, unknown reason. Wait, aren't you close minded, anti Amreican democrats supposed to be "open minded"?

124. (democrat) (102↑, 142↓)
An ignorant jackass who walks around insulting Republicans like they could possibly do any better. They only care about the poor, and think it's better to punish those earning money by making them pay heavy taxes to support lazy bastards who sit at home and collect welfare.

That John Kerry was such a douche bag democrat. He thought he could do better than Bush, but had he been elected president, he would of gotten the United States into deeper shit.

125. (democrat) (114↑, 180↓)
A member of the Democratic Party. a democrat is Someone who is too busy making fun of the president to actually do anything useful. I know calling names is pointless, so here are some examples of democrats: 1.)John Kerry (democrat)- "You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq." 2.) Greenday (democrats)- contrary to common beleif, THEY SUCK\! Dont want to be an American idiot? hmm ok then LEAVE\! "One nation controlled by the media'- Newsflash you are part of the media\!

I do not agree with the democratic party

126. (Democrat) (105↑, 175↓)
(this is a stereotype so all democrats are not like this) someone who believes that it is ok to kill babies but wrong to kill trees. someone who believes that gay marriage should be legal and therefore supports homosexuals. someone who settles for peace as opposed to making peace and allows terrorists to attempt to defeat the nation and kill all of it's people without fighting back. someone who thinks that all the complexity of mankind came from 2 atoms which randomly existed miraculously hit breaking the rule that order came from chaos. someone who admires the french. someone who is a dumbass.

democrat: ima democrat\!\! Republican: That is rather unfortunate.

127. (democrat) (476↑, 547↓)
An incredibly ignorant person fed their daily knowledge by the likes of Dan Rather and Jon Stewart. Typically, a democrat cannot even spell Rush Limbaugh's name, but is more than willing to invoke their version of it in ad-hoc criticisms of the Republican party. If you encounter a democrat, which is snynonymous with "liberal" in modern times, DO NOT debate. They are unreasonable and no amount of data, facts, and quotes to the contrary of their arguments can affect them. Beware, attempts at character assassination will be made by the liberal when he is defeated in argument. Back to the main point, don't argue with them. They will make some idiotic remark under their breath and walk away thinking they've "won" the debate. Note to the readers of this definition: check the other definitions of this word and you'll notice one common trait. They all mention how undesirable conservatives are, rather than elaborating on reasons that their beliefs are superior. There is much, much more to these troubled people, but I think I've thouroughly pissed off everyone on this website already. By the way, what's with this defintion here... something about liberals being the more libertarian of the two parties. That's a good one. Seriously. This from a party that doesn't want to allow the option of personal retirement accounts.

I tried to tell my son that he has to work for that new car, but he just kept calling me rich and demanding money\! He's such a democrat\!

Author: anothervilifiedrightist http://democrat.urbanup.com/1281110
128. (Democrat) (78↑, 150↓)
A member of the political party in the United States who believes the [gubberment] is supposed to provide anyone's [basic needs] who is unable to provide it for their self. This [fallacy] falls apart when people choose not to work and prefer to go on [welfare] because they can. Further decay will occur when items such as [iPods], [Cellphones], and [Escalades] are redefined as [basic needs]. See [Socialist], [Communist]

"Damn Democrats are going to be the death of this country." - Some Damn Republican

129. (democrat) (64↑, 137↓)
1. (noun) A member of one of the two most powerful and power-hungry political parties in the United States. From the late twentieth century onward, they are known for their belief that the average U.S. citizen is a completely incompetent idiot and is unable to spend their money wisely (meaning, according to democratic ideals), properly use dangerous tools and weapons, or raise their children without direct government intervention. Democrats firmly believe that the only way a society can function properly is when a a completely incompetent member of the Democratic Party is ruling over said citizens and making every personal and financial decision for them. Unlike citizens affiliated with most other political parties, who prefer to intelligently debate opposing points of view, Democrats react aggressively and maliciously when their ideology is questioned. Slander and petty name-calling are their primary, and often times their only defense. (For examples, see definitions submitted for [Republican])

Ted Kennedy, Hilary Clinton, and Rosie O'donald are typical democrats.

130. (Democrat) (35↑, 110↓)
A Democrat is anyone who Is a pussy, and wants our country to do bombed and taken over. Is poor, on welfare. Likes taxes (excessive taxes). Hates America. Hates Babies and wants to kill them. Wants to change all the good things in America. A smeely pot smoking hippie. Pretty much anyone in general without a brain So to put it in easy words AN IDIOT.

Democrat: (Inhales weed) Ahhhhhh.... those taxes are just great. If i could ever get a girlfreind i would make sure to get an abortion... but i will never get a girlfreind. Normal Person: I have to go to work. Democrat: I don't have to i just stay home, and get welfare checks. Normal Person: Bye.... loser. Democrat: STOP WAR MAN so we can get bombed.

131. (Democrat) (108↑, 192↓)
1. 180 or so year-old American political party. It has, throughout its time, either supported, or had representatives which supported, gay marriage, abortion, the war with Iraq, American involvement in the Vietnam War, slavery, ignorance to national racism and discrimination, etc. 2. People who vote for the Democratic Party. They tend to know little about politics, and are led by their noses by buzzwords and propaganda, and a slight yearning to do whats "right", which includes taking the life away from something that, 99% of the time (the other 1% is a cushion saved for stillborns), is going, and I mean going, to be be a human, even with safe haven laws present in about 45 states.

-Andrew Johnson -Lyndon B Johnson -John Kerry "Democrat, Republican...why am I repeating myself?" "Why did you vote for John Kerry?" "Because he's not George Bush."

132. (democrat) (47↑, 140↓)
The Democratic Party is one of the two major political parties in the United States. Both Democrats & Republicans have similar platforms favoring big government & high taxes. This is a result of competing for swing voters, a strategy so successful that third parties are largely unnoticed.

The difference between Democrats & Republicans is that the former pretends to like black folk & latter pretends to like free enterprise.

133. (Democrat) (218↑, 311↓)
The supposed sworn enemies of the Republicans, despite often phrasing eerily similar rhetoric in different words. One of the two political parties whose politicians win almost every election. They want us to believe that they're the [liberal]s...and people actually buy it.

"He was a registered Democrat, but he went nonpartisan. Can't say I blame him."

134. (democrat) (364↑, 465↓)
A member if the defeatist cocksuckers party. The party's positions include the following repugnant traits and beliefs: Being invested in the United States' defeat in the War on Terror, turning every political issue into an agenda-driven, Bush-bashing event, endorsing gay marriage and the pro-anal sex movement, opposing the execution of the most heinous and vile murders and supporting the slaughter of unborn children, stealing the money of those who have earned it via our great capitalist economy, creating endless government social programs and bureaucracies and polluting the nation with government handouts, supporting the burning of the American flag with glee, despising Christianity and the religious-right while at the same time embracing Islam and Allah with open arms, opposing the concept of personal responsibility, supporting the smoking of cannabis and other intoxicants/drugs, pandering, a detestation of the Second Amendment, supporting the concept of Big Government and the repeal of our freedoms, and overall - and above all else - contributing to the downfall of this fine nation.

America has two major political parties: Republican and Defeatist - oh, sorry - I meant Republican and Democrat. In the 2006 elections, I cannot comprehend why so many Americans voted against their own country and put the Democrats in control of the House and Senate. Lord forgive them and have mercy on their souls, for they know not what they have done.

Author: Pimpmaster Pete http://democrat.urbanup.com/2427196
135. (democrat) (167↑, 277↓)
A democrat is someone who believes thats gays and lesbians should be able to be married. Because they are gay themselves. They believe in raising taxes and are the reason gas prices are as high as they are today. And are obsessed with believing that republicans don't care about black people. When you see a loud annoying kid in a store and you are wondering why the parent isn't saying anything or scolding their kids .. its because the parent is a democrat and doesn't beleive in punishment or what others think.

MOM\!\! i want the new iphone now\!\!\! ... okay Johnny i'll buy it for you right now because i'm a democrat\!\!\!\!\!

136. (democrat) (382↑, 494↓)
A group of cry-babies who are still upset that they lost the 2000 election. support murder of living fetuses, and taking money from those who earned it, and giving it to those who haven't. they support people who come to this country and live in it illegally, as they drain the economy by not paying taxes, while discracing our ancestors who took pride in being an american citizen. Democrats have also been known to offend the majority by catering to the minority (aka, forcing people to not believe in God, letting people with the birth defect of homosexuality get married, etc). they have been known to lie under oath, flip flop on important political issues, and support and coddle terrorists. Overall, they hinder the strength of America and pray everynight for more dead soldiers so that President Bush looks bad.

Bill Clinton is a democrat, he lied under oath and dismantled the military, CIA, FBI, which likely caused the ability for 9/11 to succeed Ted Kennedy is a democrat CNN is ruled by democrats CBS is ruled by democrats

137. (Democrat) (440↑, 553↓)
Just as bad as a [Republican]. Both sides claim they are right and the other is wrong, therefore wasting time and taxpayers dollars instead of compromising , and doing what is best for the American people.

The 2000 vote recall comes to mind

138. (democrat) (140↑, 253↓)
A person with a political belief system that has absolute faith in the ability of man to govern and no faith in a real living God that bestows freedom and liberty upon man to make his own path because of the rights given by that same God, ie, the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. A democrat is one that believes it's okay to lie, steal, cheat and kill, as long as it keeps either themselves in power or someone that will grant them favors paid for by the labor of others.

Only a democrat would define a tax cut as stealing from the poor because they believe that anyone that makes over 200 thousand a year should be punished. Bad earner, bad...

139. (democrat) (101↑, 218↓)
Someone who won't let go of the government's tit....they rely on it so badly.

That fat bitch votes Democrat because she needs the government's money to sit at home.

Author: The Terminator. http://democrat.urbanup.com/2591299
140. (democrat) (94↑, 260↓)
1.Someone who doesn't get his(sic) opinions spoonfed to him(sic) by Rush Limbaud(sic) and Fox News. 2.Someone who gets their opinions spoonfed to them by George Soros and MTV.

I think, therefore I am (an independent) :)

141. (democrat) (108↑, 299↓)
Okay, I'm about to rip apart this progressive idiot. I'll debunk his statements sentence by sentence. Here we go. democratic principles are generally based on equality, toleration, and justice (unlike the self-serving, selfish policies of the republican party) You tell us to be tolerant, but then go on to call Republicans self-serving and selfish? for example: 1)abortions are sometimes necessary to protect the health and life of a woman, especially in cases of rape, incest and danger to the mother. republicans prefer to criminalize abortion. democrats do not support abortion, they support the CHOICE to have an abortion. no mother would make that choice unless she absolutely had to. True. Actually, real conservative Republicans support leaving abortion up the states. All you just did was dance around the bush. You support the choice death of the innocent. You have way too much optimism to make that claim. Ever heard of "whores"? 2)citizens born into low income families and neighborhoods are born in a difficult situation that is hard to escape and should be assisted by the government through social welfare programs so they can take steps to escape poverty and prevent the cycle from recurring. this would solve many inner city problems such as gang violence and drug abuse. welfare is not a handout, it is a program, and without it many americans would have nothing. How can you call us selfish then say you're going to tax hard-working people who earned their pay and give money to people who didn't do jack shit for it? If you don't like your current situation, FIX IT YOURSELF. Many people started off bad and were successful in life and did it by themselves. Once again, way too much gullibility. There are bad people in the world, you know. Not everyone single human being is good. What is the fucking difference? And once again, you can solve any problem with hard work. 3)there is no need for every american citizen to own a gun. this amendment in the constitution was referring to a time of war when the battles were being fought in the home country. putting guns in the hands of civilians is putting guns in the hands of criminals - because criminals are civilians after all. also, thousands of accidental deaths occur every year as a result of keeping a gun in the home and the possession of a gun is dangerous and easily abused. How can you call us selfish when you support taking away our right to own a firearm? The Constitution was made SEVEN YEARS after the Revolutionary War. The Founding Father realized that citizens needed the right to firearms so they can be ready to defend themselves when a government such as the one you support comes along. I mean after all, they beat a tyrannical country. And you know what they used? GUNS. If it weren't for guns, we'd probably never of gotten independence. Only law-abiding citizens are allowed to have a gun you fucking idiot. And how dare you compare me to a criminal. More people have died from car crashes. Should we have car control? Also, you can kill people with baseball bats. Should we have bat control? By the way, gun use has been used more for defending than crime. 4) taxes are necessary to build roads, fund schools and fund other social programs that are necessary for a healthy and succesful society. many americans are allergic to the idea of "raising taxes" but democrats believe that higher taxes are better than low taxes and underfunded schools. after all, all taxes we pay contribute to the quality of the society that we ourselves live in. Once again, how can you say we're selfish when you support taking money away from hard-working people who earned that money, and give it to people who did jack shit for it? Money has never solved school problems (and shutting down bad schools is good for society) and in fact, most taxes are used to pay off the debt. 5) capital punishment is not justice, it is murder. there is no "eye for an eye and tooth for a tooth" because humans have no right to play God and decide whether another human deserves to live or die. a life of imprisonment is no slap on the wrist and is the closest to justice that a civilized society can come. we are the only non-third-world country where capital punishment is still legal and through mistakes made in the justice system, several innocent or partially innocent people have been killed. And what the murderer did isn't? And you support the death of an innocent child?\! Oh wait I'm sorry, I should've said: And you support the "choice" to kill an innocent child?\! Once again, it selfish for you to take money away from people who worked hard for it and use it to keep MURDERERS WHO DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE VICTIM'S FAMILY comfortable. Who gives a flying fuck what other countries think about the death penalty? Also, while mistakes have occurred, it's not by the numbers you shitted out. 7) the "American way" is not the only way. this country is the bully on the global playground and democrats believe that attentions should be more focused on the problems at home, such as the economy. most other countries either despise the USA or make fun of it and repeatedly using words such as "liberty" and "freedom" (for example "freedom fries") is pure propoganda. You fucking Democrats have started more fucking unjustified and pointless wars than the Republicans did. In fact, Harry Truman, a Democrat, is who gave us our shitty modern foreign policy. Another fact is that most Republicans have cleaned up the messes you Democrats started\! If it weren't for the actions of Harry Truman, we wouldn't be so fucking hated. And your entire definition was bullshit propaganda towards Republicans.

The guy who posted that definition is a typical Democrat.

Author: david smith, jr. http://democrat.urbanup.com/2908575
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